Jack's Dungeon of Death: an Interview with John F. Kearney

The detective business has been slow recently. Lotta door knocking, not a lot of answering. I feel like a canvasser. So, desperate for an interview, I decided to pose questions to my father—"exploitation veteran" John F. Kearney.

Actor John F. Kearney in Gary Graver's SOCIETY AFFAIRS (1982)

Lost Movie: What the Hell Happened to LIFE ON THE EDGE (1992)?

What the hell happened to LIFE ON THE EDGE (1992)

I've been morbidly curious about a little lost film called Life on the Edge (1992) for a while now. Supposedly, it was this low-budget, sophomoric, USA Up All Night-type satirical yuck-fest about flakey New Age Angelenos at a party who get trapped in a hillside canyon house after a major earthquake, and hilariously raunchy shenanigans ensue. Fairly typical, right? Nothing spooky here. But get this: it's a lost film because, after its brief theatrical run, it was most likely buried in someone's basement because nobody saw, or heard, from it again!

Lost Actor Found: Lolita Lorre from SCREAM FOR HELP (1984)

Lolita Lorre and David Allen Brooks in SCREAM FOR HELP (1984)

"Whatever happened to Lolita Lorre?" I often wonder.

Well, not that often. But every couple of years, I like to revisit her classic home-invasion thriller, Scream for Help (1984). This endlessly entertaining (for all the wrong reasons) UK/US co-production was an adolescent favorite of mine, as HBO had it in constant rotation in the late-1980's.

Lost Actor: What Happened to Peter Carpenter?

Peter Carpenter in BLOOD MANIA (1970)

Peter Carpenter was a young-ish actor who starred in two exploitation classics—Blood Mania (1970) and Point of Terror (1971)—before vanishing from the face of the earth—leaving behind very few hard facts in regard to his life and death.

"Whatever happened to Peter Carpenter?" I often wonder.

Well, not that often. But every now and then, I check in with my sources to find out if any new light has been shed on this enigmatic, obscure star of yesteryear.

Retro Real Estate: BOARDING HOUSE (1982) for Sale

The titular Hoffman House in BOARDINGHOUSE (1982)

It's been a slow week at the Eerie Midnight Detective Agency. But I did find this cool Redfin listing for the original "Hoffman House"—that "10-bedroom" hotbed of love, lust, and telekinesis from the 1982 shot-on-video horror classic Boardinghouse (1982).